I'm not anti-football. I like going to games every once in a while.
Honestly though, the South/SEC obsession surrounding me has made me a bit...resentful? Of college football. And for some reason, nothing piques my ire like these:
Those FLAGS. Those dumb, little flags jammed in the back windows of cars make me irrationally angry.
And they're everywhere:
I just...don't get it. But I've figured out a way to infiltrate the masses with my own version:
...if you can't beat them, join them...resentfully.