I think most people would agree that these:
...are a wonderful thing and places of pure magic. I think we could use more of them in the world.
Better yet, could we get some of these?
...because then insurance would pay for this:
Just think of how happy we would all be!
And let's be honest--who isn't already self-medicating on the stuff?
If that doesn't get you to care about politics, I don't know what will.
I really don't.