Friday, August 30, 2013

Instant Feelings of Failure/Shame-nado

Feeling a little too confident?
Maybe you're finally convinced that you're a successful adult capable of taking care of yourself?
That can be fixed here:

"You have terrible plaque, 17 zillion cavities, and need 62 root canals!"


"...worst of all, it's clear you're not flossing enough!"


Honestly, the deep feeling of shame I get at the dentist's is almost worse than when I got the "I'm not mad; I'm just disappointed" speech from my parents when I was caught stealing from the cookie jar.

On the plus side, at least novocaine is fun...well, kinda, anyway.  However, you're not helping, Mr. anthropomorphized tooth poster.  Not one bit.



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p.s. Seriously, what's with all of the creepy anthropomorphized teeth stuff/novelty tooth dispensers at dentists offices?  They don't help the mood.  At. All.  Pulling floss from a giant tooth doesn't make me want to improve my dental hygiene; all it does is give me the heebie jeebies.

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