Feeling a little too confident?
Maybe you're finally convinced that you're a successful adult capable of taking care of yourself?
That can be fixed here:
"You have terrible plaque, 17 zillion cavities, and need 62 root canals!"
Honestly, the deep feeling of shame I get at the dentist's is almost worse than when I got the "I'm not mad; I'm just disappointed" speech from my parents when I was caught stealing from the cookie jar.
On the plus side, at least novocaine is fun...well, kinda, anyway. However, you're not helping, Mr. anthropomorphized tooth poster. Not one bit.
p.s. Seriously, what's with all of the creepy anthropomorphized teeth stuff/novelty tooth dispensers at dentists offices? They don't help the mood. At. All. Pulling floss from a giant tooth doesn't make me want to improve my dental hygiene; all it does is give me the heebie jeebies.