"Awwww, crap! I hate this game!"
"...and I never realize I'm playing it until it's too late!"
"Go directly to hangover jail? Do not pass go? Do not collect pizza?"
"Tomorrow is going to be TERRIBLE."
"I just remembered I have one of these!"
"It's my get out of hangover jail free card, Gatorade!"
"You totally let me cheat at this game and win!"
Gatorade: because even if you're an athlete, the real reason you keep that sports drink in your refrigerator is to avoid hangovers.