Friday, December 14, 2012

Two Examples of the Power of the Word "Soy"

Soy is an unexpectedly powerful word.  Its use or omission can turn someone from a normal human being into a d-bag hipster in under 30 seconds.  


Normal Human Being:
"I'd like a chai latte, please."

D-Bag Hipster:
"Chai soy latte, please."

Normal Human Being:
"I farm soy beans!"

D-Bag Hipster:
"I eat edamame."

Moral of the story:  Soy beans are wonderful; being a pretentious idiot is not.

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