The Root of Hipsterism:

Whatever can I do?

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Yes, I know, some of you hip kids are legitimately kind/unique people.  Hell, I like PBR, too.  Just quit being d-bags about it already, and consider developing a personality outside of what American Apparel tells you you're supposed to like.  K?  Thanks.