To all my fellow ladies and gentlemen out there wearing costumes this Halloween season:
If you are wearing that NSFW costume because you want to, and only because YOU want to and YOU like it, rock on and work it, girl.
But if you are wearing that "crocheted sexy hamburger costume" (I sh*t you not, this is for real) for ANY other reason than having awesome self-esteem and wanting to, STOP IT. Please quit wearing stupid crap because you think that you're supposed to, because everyone else is doing it, or to pick someone up.
Love and full-sized candybars,