Cut it out with the early 90's crap. It was ugly then; it's ugly now.
...Even if you're being "ironic", you hipster. It's still gross.
Yeah, that looks pretty dumb, doesn't it?
You don't look much better. I don't care how in shape you are.
Seriously, if I wanted to remember belly shirts and floral skinny jeans, I'd peruse the cover art of my old Baby Sitter's Club collection.
The moment crimped hair comes back, I'm out.*