Friday, July 27, 2012

Dear Fashion Designers,

Cut it out with the early 90's crap.  It was ugly then; it's ugly now.  
...Even if you're being "ironic", you hipster.  It's still gross.  


Yeah, that looks pretty dumb, doesn't it?
You don't look much better.  I don't care how in shape you are.  

Seriously, if I wanted to remember belly shirts and floral skinny jeans, I'd peruse the cover art of my old Baby Sitter's Club collection. 

The moment crimped hair comes back, I'm out.*  

xoxo, 
bridget




*that google search yielded FAR too many hits.  NOT OK.  




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3 comments:

  1. "I don't care how in shape you are." HA! I always have the horrible tendency to think it is only ironic if you have an amazing body/face/presence. Sometimes I look at American Apparel, and once getting over the fact it is almost child porn at times, I move on to the question of... who is actually pulling this off and attempting to do so at these prices: http://store.americanapparel.net/rsadm304m.html
    PS- I look at your dinosaurs but usually don't comment, all stalker like, just smiling and moving on, so... now you know.

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    1. "Sometimes I look at American Apparel, and once getting over the fact it is almost child porn at times, I move on to the question of... who is actually pulling this off and attempting to do so at these prices" TRUTH. I went in there once looking for pajama pants and upon seeing the prices left empty handed. The cashier gave me a look like I had smote the hip gods or something. Anyway, thanks for leaving a note, Jess! It always makes my day to find out who is dropping by, especially when it's a neat lady like yourself. :)

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  2. and OMG I just got a look at that link. Those are veritable mom jeans.

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