Liquor is dandy, but...

seriously. 

Can I get an extension on this assignment?*

*...that I've known about for weeks. literally, weeks and have not done because I'm lazy?

no. 

Finding your niche:

Little arms dominate in foosball!

Not everyone can be a quarterback...but maybe I could be a placekicker?

nope.

> : (

This helmet does not fit me.

...neither does this career.  

....yeah. 

I always lose things.

For some people, it's a sock at the laundromat.

for me, it's individual flip flops.  

I'm pretty sure this is what's going on when nobody's looking:

jerks. 

> : - (

On My Love for Russia:

Having grown up in a newly post cold war world*,   

I caught the tail end of some fantastic propaganda about Russia/the USSR.  

...most of it propagated some pretty horrible stereotypes.


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Eventually, after a few years of language study in college, I was able to visit Russia, which in turn replaced my old impressions of Russia with the  following:

**

*well, that's debatable

**Извините, все мои pycckии друзья , вы знаете, что я вaм люблю.  ;)