Saturday, September 24, 2016

On Being Perpetually Late:

...Not having your act together stops being cute right quick.

Saturday, September 17, 2016


Hey there.  I see you on the internet because at one point in time, we had some sort of connection that made it worth the minimal effort required to keep in touch. 

I don't begrudge you wanting to make an extra buck; I get it.
But when your sole existence online is to peddle what most people would objectively agree is crap, know that you are the irritating the daylights out of your connections at best, and financially preying on your friendships at worst. 

Cool?  Cool.

Saturday, September 3, 2016


What not to do for a grieving person:

A good place to start instead:

...and no matter what, don't default to nothing. Loss is hard, and awkward, and uncomfortable, but your friends/loved ones need you.  

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Completely (Mostly) True Post #4: Bicentenarian Sharks

Greenland Sharks apparently live...a really long time.  Like, 272 years old long time.

Which makes me do they get along with their neighbors?

...yeah.  Something like that.  Probably.